Babel

          Now that Noah's Relations have been  fruitful and have prospered.  They figure out how to make bricks and they get this big idea: Let's build a city and live together so we're not scattered through the world. We will make a name for ourselves by building a tower to heaven. 

                                                    Spirit of cooperation right?

          The Lord strolls around and finds this monstrosity and says, No friggin way! I DON'T THINK SO! I don't want these mere mortals hanging with me.  Now, he promised Noah he would play nice and pulled a little magic out of his hat.  

          "Ill fix these smart asses."   He is a little scared that if these guys with their common language can do this together,  there is no telling what they can do. 

          "BAM" lets confuse these guys with the different languages. So the next day they're all babbling to each other cause they don't know what the hell the other is saying.

          So much for cooperation! And he scattered them all over the earth where they can live amongst people who know what the hell they're saying.

          Now, when someone calls you a babbling idiot you know where it comes from.