Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Fuzzy Math

So now Adam and Eve are on their own and the Garden of Eden is off limits and guarded by cherubim and a flaming sword.
        
Here come Cain and Abel, that makes four.
Cain is pissed that Abel is in higher favor with the Lord and does him in. That makes three. Or does it?
"Cain Lay with his Wife" What the? Where did she come from? Last I heard there was three. So, I hear from reliable sources Genesis is not in chronological order and he married his sister, eww.


And Cain builds this city called Enoch??? (scratching my head) Who is going to live in this city? And who would want to with Cain in charge, you're going to have to make sure you do not gain favor with the Lord or else you will be fertilizing the ground also.

And at the ripe age of 130 Adam lays with Eve and replaces Abel with Seth. And has even more kids after Seth. Whew, at 48 I have a hard enough time keeping up with a 3 and 5 year old. Sorry honey, I am not as willing as our forefathers to procreate.

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